Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Craigslist Thinktank collective

Well lets try to get through this installment of the wisdom imparted upon us by the Craigslist.org "intellectuals"...

custom bulit moped - $250 (sw boise)

i can build you a moped starting at 250 depending on what you want to have

AH! "Bulit" - I love the chase scene! Especially the part where the custom built moped didn't make it past the cutting room floor!

Nice FATSO cook stove - $350 (Nampa)

This stove is in excelent condition take $ 350.00 O.B.O
Call Chuck

Fatso? Fuck you Chuck. Way to ass out the very customer base you need to buy this piece of shit. Hey Chuck what if I offered you a "Chuck is a cock" check? Hope you are a bean pole, you insensitive name calling motherfucker...

Boost mobile phone i465 - $60 - $60 (boise/meridian)

i got a used boost mobile i465 for sale it has the normal wear and tear if u are interested please call me or text me at anytime

Are "U" gonna peep dat text on dis "wear and tear" phone? So "U" got it used, does that mean that I get it on its last leg? Boost mobile huh? Where's the deal at, dawg?


I am selling my honeywell Home safe. Its a safe that locks or has number pad. I have two keys for it. It runs about 100.00 New.
It still has its sticker on it. I have had it for about 9 months. So still pretty much new! Asking 60.00 CASH OBO

Call Ask for Jeff. Or i can email or text a picture of it. i tried to put a picture of it on here but it wont load so..

thanks! :)

Hi Ask? So nine months and the safe still has a sticker on it, and according to you it "runs" for about $100 new?

Tell you what; give me $100 and I will run too....AWAY from your "9 month can't remove a sticker, can't post a picture lazy ass", Jeff...or is it "Ask"

No sale Nigerian safe scamming identity crisis bastard.

Its late- and I quit.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Latest show on Friction in the Static

Really enthusiastic about the newest Friction in the Static podcast.

I thought it went really well and once its tech scrubbed- its OUT!

Get ready to download the shit out of it.....

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction.

While looking for a lost contact, I stumbled upon a High School page for Homedale high school. Apparently "Dane Cook" went there in the 80's - yes, I know there could be more than one. But take a CLOSE look at the highlighted name.

Can there be more than one? Definitely. Is there really a REAL one? Proof is in the f-ing pudding....

Craigslist Mensas. A blast from the past

For those unfamiliar with my "other" unnamed blog, the "Craigslist Mensas" is a recurring feature where I showcase the wisdom, knowledge and compelling writing of certain Craigslist authors who compose a noteworthy entry, usually in my area, usually displayed in green italics. The criteria used to earn a spot on this legendary list, is creative use of spelling, language, logic, common sense, an IQ score that perhaps is sub-par and any other entry that could be misconstrued as "drug-induced" during composition. In lieu of more description, I will simply get on with it:

Dell Insperon Laptop (Middleton)

This is an older laptop.

800 Mhz
512 Ram
20GB hard drive


An "Insperon"? - Truly enspyering...

Moving on..

Weather goat - $25 (Bosie)

Hello I have 1 yr. old weather goat I can no longer have. He's an alpine la mancha cross. not mean just scared thanks

Well thank god for small favors! I though this might be a mean as piss, ass-whupping goat. I guess this "Bosie" based "Man of La Mancha-goat" won't be arbitrarily kicking my ass anytime soon, because he is just "scared". This obviously begs the question, "Why is he scared"? Being that he is a Goat of the "Weather" it sounds as though he could summon lightning from his goat ass. But perhaps someone envisioned some goat-love and Mancha was not having it. I just may try to kick this satan-eyed beast's goat ass...just to prove a point, I don't care "weather" or not I win either.
Spell checker is free, intelligence costs significantly more.



What the hell is this? I know that Layne Staley died but fuck me, is that criteria enough to remove the plural? Who now is the god damn "chain"? Moreover, who the fuck is the "Alice"? If those questions aren't puzzling enough, why is the CAPS LOCK FUCKING STUCK? Are you just CRAZY PISSED over the whole 3 spare ticket deal? Perhaps so tooth spitting pissed off that you are misspelling shit? What is a RECIPT? Is that like a receipt, only one letter more ignorant? Here's an idea... How about give me the receipt and an hour before the show I'll give you the $50.
I'll pay you next "FEBUARY" too.


Cute and comfy winter coat size L with removable fur hood

Well that's a play that takes some cajones in this political climate. What if a black chick wanted the coat? Would you burn a cross in her yard? I wouldn't probably be too fucking choosy over $15 in a down economy. Let the lesser races stay warm too, ok? Their money spends too; keep that in mind, Forrest.

Pritty Necklace (garrity exit)

Great condition, has nice cuts and has a nice setting. Not sure if it's gold or not but the stone is cubic zerconia.
Trade for??
Email me and will reply within 30mins.

I don't mean to be shitty, but you misspelled pretty, fake gold, fake stone, fake trade, fake titties?

I have no more time to rhyme, its turning into a crime and blah blah shut the hell up.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Broadacres Swapmeet - I love it

Here is a peek into the goodness that is Broadacres swapmeet in North Las Vegas on Pecos. It cost $1 to get in and most kids are free. I cant elaborate on how admission works more than that. You can find most anything you could ever want and a ton of crap that you dont want. "Booty" mannequins are everywhere...

I love the Mexican treat that is a jellied Lime skin with coconut stuffed inside; Those are .50 cents of pure endorphins. Also in the morning you must get the breakfast sandwhich with scrambled eggs, frijoles, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, and cheese - from the vendor in the red bldg, diagonally from the hooley hooley chicken vendor.
Although I have seen some messed up stuff here in Vegas, like the portapotty that had a feces mountain that stood taller than the toilet seat. To this day I must wonder about the person or persons who "topped off" and created the peak of Softturd Mountain while it was above the toilet seat? Honestly, who does that?
Also a close second is the gentleman who remarked how " If messikins aint gonna talk the language right then theys aint not oughta be here." Truly original commentary, and incoherent swap meet vendor talk is around most everycorner.
Finally the uniform vendor with LITERALLY 2 teeth remaining in his mouth, who is also calling my Dad fat and just busting his balls. Surprisingly Dad is not a fan of that guy. However for $4 you too can own a rubber backed shop rug that will fit under your car!
Nonsense aside, Las Vegas is my second home and if you are visiting Las Vegas, you should make a point to go to Broadacres and I would make sure to bring a cart.

You will need it.

Not to be outdone, it appears....

So the two bastardos from Tinys chop and kustom and Small city cycles decided to go to Portland and I stayed home as usual these days....If I have said it once.......
Being responsible sucks.

I checked the news...

I noticed this week that besides Haiti and the earthquake, The Australian open, the anniversary of Roe V. Wade and the Conan O' Brien debacle, Famous people took it on the chin such as; Prince, Betty White, Keri Russell, and Allen Iverson.
First, Haiti is a horrible place to begin with. Necklacing, where they set fire to a gasoline soaked tire around your head, is standard practice in Haiti. In Haiti, it is also common practice to use machetes to solve disputes. Most of the population in Haiti has AIDS, and now Haiti has its "so-called" infrastructure destroyed. Its almost a situation where Haiti should just start over.

Even with all the bad news in Haiti, the Australian Open went on in full force. Haiti news, or golf; what a choice for news. Although Australia is an amazing country, they removed their right to own firearms, so I am not sure what the golf says about Australia and its priorities, given they don't trust their citizens. The United States overall has open gun laws and our crime is not increasing at the same rate as draconian gun legislation countries or cities.

Speaking of choices and judgement calls is "The Rock" in "Tooth Fairy Movie". I don't know what to make of that. I liked the remake of Walking Tall, but then again I liked the original. I am not sure what I can say about Tooth Fairy movie.

Perhaps they should get Betty White or Prince involved. Prince seems like a good choice for the Tooth Fairy movie. I always liked Prince in the 80's and he managed to keep the gay / not gay thing going longer than Bowie or Jagger.
I don't know what to say about Keri Russell, or Allen Iverson.

I hope this sums up my views on the news this week.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Its all about how it sits

I love this pic

German chick tuning the radio in a KDF.

Places to visit

Visit these places before they are all gone. Tiny and I took a trip to Portland and had some vintage drinks at a vintage place; the Alibi in Portland. Find it and go there!