Monday, March 30, 2009

I LOVE One-Shot.

Look at this cool as hell old door is from a late 40's Ford pickup. This door is Tiny's pride and joy, hanging in his shop now. Some less-than-skilled individual had covered this beautiful work with nasty re-sale red paint and only as a test spray. People with out skills.....shouldn't. Anything.

My Hot Rod truck fully gutted this weekend...

Check the cool patina. I loved the faded sign paint on the door; quite a testament to one-shot.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

Assid's real deal early 60's kustom Ford truck

Assid has been lusting over this barn-find truck for the good part of a year. The 53 Merc had to leave to finance the truck but it's a no shit "From the day" kustom truck and its shaping up nicely...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Strategies for surviving new gun "legislation"

Knowing that law abiding citizens (who don't live in Idaho obviously) will soon be unarmed, robbery and burglary will soon be on the rise. When this occurs, remember this tactic:

When you wake up in the middle of the night (unarmed) and you hear someone in your garage or trying to break in, call the police.

Their standard reply will be:

"We have no one in the area but we will send a car as soon as possible to your location."

This usually means, see you in 45 mins or so, if at all.

So wait one MAYBE two minutes and call back. This time say: "Hi I just called about someone trying to break-in to my house, well don't hurry now - I just shot them." and hang up.

This will net 3 to 4 patrol cars and maybe even a ghetto bird, if your local police own one, in short order; sometimes in seconds.

They will catch the idiot burglar RED HANDED and will probably ask: " I thought you said you SHOT him?"

Then your reply can be " I thought you didn't have any cars in the area?"

Have the courage to change...................your diaper.

This is for my sis in law

She LOVES that tune...especially on repeat.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I see why she is broke: Blackmail.

Janine James was sentenced to six months in federal prison in Oregon and ordered to pay about $300,000 in back taxes.
I wonder if Jesse says "Bullocks"?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Back again.

Back in black. More content on its way, just..... not tonight.