Strategies for surviving new gun "legislation"

Knowing that law abiding citizens (who don't live in Idaho obviously) will soon be unarmed, robbery and burglary will soon be on the rise. When this occurs, remember this tactic:

When you wake up in the middle of the night (unarmed) and you hear someone in your garage or trying to break in, call the police.

Their standard reply will be:

"We have no one in the area but we will send a car as soon as possible to your location."

This usually means, see you in 45 mins or so, if at all.

So wait one MAYBE two minutes and call back. This time say: "Hi I just called about someone trying to break-in to my house, well don't hurry now - I just shot them." and hang up.

This will net 3 to 4 patrol cars and maybe even a ghetto bird, if your local police own one, in short order; sometimes in seconds.

They will catch the idiot burglar RED HANDED and will probably ask: " I thought you said you SHOT him?"

Then your reply can be " I thought you didn't have any cars in the area?"

Have the courage to change...................your diaper.